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cisandhetphobia:

*points to favorite character* bisexual

*fandom crying loudly* no…stop……theyre not….they either homogay or heterostraight…..please don’t….

*points to favorite character again* love that bisexual

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"We’ll See" by Earl Moran
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gabite:

those cashiers that let you buy things when you’re missing a few cents deserve to live forever

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be-scareful said: You are an extremely sexist cunt and a horrible friend, and you're being a complete bitch to somebody who loved you more than anything. I hope for your sake you get out of this shit person phase of yours.

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crying-emoji:

listen listen, i understand your concerns. really. but let’s address the elephant in the room here: how sexyi am. how my beautiful scales glisten in the sunlight and attract mates from every species, how my webbed toes let me glide through the water like a wonderfully trained dolphin, how my glorious fluffy mane flows through the breeze, glistening red and orange in the summer daylight. More importantly, my wings. they fly through the air, cutting the atmosphere into bits as i show off awaiting another mate for the season. there’s much competition for me, (as you most likely know already) many species from across the universe come to me so i may bear their children and give them my well sought out for genes. My tail, it is long, fluffy, dangerously irresistible and covered in scales that glisten technicolor in the moonlight, greeted with long and silky feathers that dance across the eyes like a lone butterfly in the spring. upon my arrival to the watering hole, many eligible partners flock to my presence. not too close though; they may be blinded. blinded by my sharp, sharp claws, made of solid gold and diamonds. i linger on the minds of others, i flounce on the fields of their imagination and they love it. god bless me.

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Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me

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chepibola:

when my mum scolds me

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As long as this contract exists, I shall be wherever you are.
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vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

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khaleesiofsass:

cartoongoblin:

karkat-in-the-tardis:

do u ever just want to punch the world in the face

But it’s not about race, right America?

and gender totally isn’t involved here either, right?
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elsarendelle:

IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR ABOUT 10 YEARS
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